Sunday, March 4, 2012

The Exaggerator

Student: "Hermione G." keeps bothering me. She keeps tapping her pencil just to annoy me.

Mrs. Moffatt: But, I moved her away from you so this wouldn't happen anymore. How can you possibly hear her from across the room?

Student: She got a bigger pencil!

And then I laughed at him. The look on his face told me he wasn't joking about the pencil being spontaneously bigger.

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